| A balanced diet is a cookie in each
hand. - unknown |
| A clean house is a sign of a misspent
life. - unknown |
| A clear conscience is usually the
sign of a bad memory. - unknown |
| A diplomat is one who thinks twice
before saying nothing. - unknown |
| Age is a very high price to pay for
maturity. - unknown |
| It is easier to get forgiveness than
to get permission. - unknown |
| When mother ain't happy, ain't nobody
happy. - unknown |
| Housework done properly can kill you.
- unknown |
| My idea of housework is to sweep a
room with a glance. - unknown |
| No husband has ever been shot doing
the dishes. - unknown |
| Men are from earth, women are from
earth, deal with it. - unknown |
| Today is the tomorrow you worried
about yesterday. - unknown |
| Things always look better when you
can't see them. - unknown |
| In just two days, tomorrow will be
yesterday. - unknown |
| Trust in Allah but tie your camel. - Old Muslim Proverb |
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Opportunities always look
bigger going than coming. - unknown
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Speak not of my debts unless
you mean to pay them. - English
Proverb
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Speak the truth but leave
immediately after. - Slovenian
Proverb
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| Candy is dandy, but liquor is
quicker. - unknown |
| Out of all the things I've lost in
life, I think I miss my mind the most. - unknown |
| There can't be another crisis this
week, my schedule is completely full. - unknown |
| Patience is never more important than
when you are on the verge of losing it. - unknown |
| If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before. - unknown |
| Experience is a wonderful thing. It
enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. - unknown |
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The church is near but the road
is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully, - Russian
Proverb
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| A husband is someone who takes out
the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. - unknown |
| Middle age is when the broadness of
the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places. - unknown |
| Most people aim at nothing in life
and hit it with amazing accuracy. - unknown |
| Someone who thinks logically provides
a nice contrast to the real world. - unknown |
| Speak when you are angry and you'll
make the best speech you'll ever regret. - Henry
Ward Beecher (1813-1887) |
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Stress is when you wake up
screaming and you realize you haven't even fallen asleep yet. - unknown
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Tact is the act of making a
point without making an enemy. - Clarence
Darrow
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We developed language because
of our deep need to complain. - Lily
Tomlin
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The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese. - unknown
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| Whatever
women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as
good. Luckily this is not difficult. - Charlotte
Whitton |
| Young men think old men are fools but
old men know young men are fools. - George
Chapman (c1559-1634) |
| Who was the one who put the needle in
the haystack anyway? - Lester Goslar |
| A deaf husband and a blind wife are
always a happy couple. - John Florio
(1553-1625) |