The Underground Cave
Half your soul? Hell no!!(pardon the pun)
You will find a way out, even if you have
to dig your way out and break off your Lee
press on nails doing it! So you bravely
say No as you quiver and shake. The Zombie
lawyer smirks and says, "Welcome Home Woofermom."
She reaches out and you shrink back away from
her slimy fleshless hand. She touches your
face and slimes your perfectly applied makeup!
The bitch! Your makeup dissolves and you feel
yourself fainting. "No woofermom leaves here
without her makeup", whines the Zombie Lawyer.
"You should have made the deal, now you are
unsubbed! Start over
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