WooferMom's Haunted Mansion

The Back Porch
You are now on the back porch and you look
out over the back yard. You check your
woofermom makeup and hair. This chilling
wind has really wreaked havoc on your big
hair even with all that hairspray.
The lightning and thunder are getting
closer, you hope it is not going to rain.
Good thing you brought your purse with you.
As you look out over the back yard, you see a plot of gravestones (every house should have some).
There is a fence around the gravestones with a gate.
You reach for the back door knob and find it
is locked. Diddlydamn! Now what do you do?
Well, your choices are obvious. Go past the
gravestones or go through
the gate. Choose.