WooferMom's Haunted Mansion

The Shuttered Window on the Right
You open the rotting shutters and feel
a cold chill blow over your body. You reach
down for your purse and as you do, you touch
something cold and clammy. What is your DH
doing here? He is supposed to be cleaning
the house. You turn around to demand an
explanation and as you do, you see the
reflection in the window...and you scream!!
Look how horrible your makeup and hair is
and did anyone else see you looking like this?
Wait, there is no glass in this window so that
is NOT your reflection. Gulp. Uh oh.
As the Ghoul closes in around you, you realize
what you thought was going to be so horrible
has really been a relief. You have been Unsubbed.
Start Again.