WooferMom's Haunted Mansion

The Library
You are in the library. There are
bookcases loaded with dusty decaying
books with skulls as bookends. There are
cobwebs everywhere. Definitely not
Martha Stewart's mansion. You hear a
tapping noise that sounds like it is
behind the desk. You cautiously creep
over and see Woofermom Deb pecking away
at her labelmaker. She looks up and screams
in fright. You are so scared that you scream
also. She says that your makeup looks too
pale and you need to turn up the volume on
your eyeshadow. After she gives you some
makeup tips she shows you how to make labels.
She has decided to label everything in the
Woofermom Mansion. She gives you the queenly
wave and then disppears in a puff of ciggie
smoke. You look around the library
and see that the fireplace has been
used recently. You walk over to the
fireplace to look down at the burning
wood, but it is not wood..those are
human bones! You back away and head
for the only door in the room.
Open the door.