WooferMom's Haunted Mansion

The Parlor
The image before you seems to be
a man wearing a bib with a picture
of a cute Shih Tzu on the front.
He is motioning for you to come closer.
He has a sad smile on his face. As you
approach, he moves off and seats himself
in front of an old pipe organ. He starts
playing the organ and the music is so sad
and haunting that you start crying. He
tells you the story of how he became an
honorary WooferMom at the Chicago Convention.
Year after year, his home was raided and
ravaged by 7 WooferMoms and he was forced
to join. He starts telling you stories about
LOL, the buckeye state, the international sign
of the shark, Shirley's designer bras and the
Continent. His eyes glaze over and he disappears
in a green glowing haze. You look around the room
but can find no trace that he was ever there.
You return to the hallway.