WooferMom's Haunted Mansion

The Kitchen
You take a deep breath and approach the
witch. You sit down in the chair by the
fire and as she stirs the cauldron over
the fire, she tells you a story about
the wild WooferMom Chicago Convention of
1999 & 2000. She tells you about all the pranks
that she and Bubbles played on the other
WooferMoms. As you laugh, you realize that
you would fit right in with the others.
She tells you about how Nurse Nasty went
around Chicago calling out "woof woof"
and how all the Woofermoms developed a
fear of snoring and jackboots. The Woofermoms'
escapades in the cemetaries and mausoleums
of Chicago make you laugh so hard that you
start to cough. Sassy offers you a cup of
her WooferMom Brew to soothe your throat.
You suspect that it could be poison.
What do you do?
Drink the brew?
Tell her No Thank You?