Woofer's Haunted Mansion

The Underground Cave
Half your soul? You would give up your dh
to get out of here!! You bravely agree and
the Zombie Lawyer reaches for you as she
smiles her toothless grin. She touches
your forehead with her bony finger which
has rotting flesh dripping off of it..
you feel a hot flash rip through your body.
Yes, you are now going through menopause.
The Zombie Lawyer has half of your soul
and you are getting weaker and collapse
at her feet. She laughs a shrill cackle
and says,"No human can live with half of
a soul. You should not have made the deal.
You have been unsubbed!!
start over