SLEEP

"SLEEP - WHO NEEDS IT!"by Scooter

Cats and people need sleep - the problem is timing!
People don't realize the importance of several naps a day
so they usually need to sleep at night.
You however, having snoozed for hours, are ready to party!
This is where one of your least favorite words comes into play -
COMPROMISE!
If you get whisked off to their bedroom and closed in you have a few options.

TOE BITINGThat always gets a quick response! Sometimes it even results in that game people love so much.
When they wriggle their feet under the covers and then at the precise moment that you plan to pounce - they move their feet!
This can be frustrating for you but they seem to enjoy it immensely.

EXCESSIVE GROOMINGThis annoys the most tolerant person, especially if you happen to be right over their head, on their pillow! This will usually get you moved to another spot on the bed.

CAUTION! If people are really "cranky"
you may find yourself banished from the room!
No problem!
Every cat knows that sleep is possible on ANY surface!

And in ANY position!
But if you MUST have a bed you'll have to demand re-admittance.
This requires persistence!
Scratch on the door and add a few pitiful "howls" for effect.
Once back inside resign yourself to settling down.
Pick a pillow, turn on your "motor", and it's off to dreamland.

For a few hours anyway!