Sir Ace Dixon
Border Collie (purebred)
Desexed male
TURN ONS: ball, frisbee, ball, socializing, ball, herding, showing off, ball, taking commands and learning new tricks, tormenting the neighbors dogs.
TURN OFFS: trash truck, not playing ball, the kitties getting attention.
Coal Hudini Van Guilder
Cocker mix (rescued)
Desexed Male
TURN ONS: food, smelling stuff, ripping things apart with our teeth, digging holes, going into other peoples houses and cars, burrying things, barking, herding cattle, chasing and catching rodents.
TURN OFFS: people hording food, other dogs invading his territory, other dogs or cats getting attention, some men make us nervous.
James Van Guilder
Java Programmer (rescued)
Male
TURN ONS: computer, java programming, video games, Cool Nestea, chocolate mint cookies, seafood, creamy butter, creamy cheese, croissants, scifi, nutter butters, lego robots, collecting music CD's.
TURN OFFS: having to quit smoking, loss of electricity that would interrupt valuable game time, walking dogs in rain or snow, lack of junkfood, commute.
Purrcy Cat
Fluffy White Kitty (rescued)
Desexed Male
TURN ONS: tuna, attention, tormenting Mittens, warm spots, catnip, lots of patience and love, watching birds & squirrels.
TURN OFFS: loud noises, being in any new environment around unfamiliar smells and noises.
Princess Mittens
American Shorthair (Tuxedo?)
Desexed Female
TURN ONS: stalking the dogs, sitting on top of someones chest as they lay on the sofa, chasing birds & rodents, being at the top of the kitty tower, hiding under blankets rugs or pillows to jump out and attack people, chasing the "bug"(laser pen light).
TURN OFFS: being held, car rides, being told to come in when it gets dark.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Border Collie (purebred)
Desexed Male (later in life though ladies so he still likes to scent)
TURN ONS: stalking the cats, giving hugs, sniffing female dogs, "Border Collie Boxing" matches with Ace, playing with water hoses & sprinklers, eating real meat.
TURN OFFS: NOT tugging on the leash, unneutered young male dogs, really loud and harsh sounds, seriously mean dirty looks.
Sandy Dixon
Sys Admin (purebred)
Female
TURN ONS: gay porn, shopping, chocolate, berries, tomatoes, tea, learning new things every day, travelling, making my love happy, brainwashing puppies.
TURN OFFS: smoking, being told no, being allergic to cheese, running out of cheese, too many people screaming at once.