I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate
affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic
talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your
emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you
display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not
comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.