I thought you loved me!   

 You just wait . I'll get even with you for this....

 You said the water was warm!!!!

  I don't like you anymore.....

I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!

 You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!

No, I am NOT your good kitty!

 What's wrong with you people?  This is cruel....and....WET!

  Why can't I get any traction?

 I wish I could get on my knees to pray

No, no, no, no!  I said "NO!"