| 001. What brand of toothpaste? -- Zoothpaste : Bob the Builder 002. Shampoo Conditioner in one or seperate? -- Seperate 003. What brands? -- Herbel Essences 004. Favourite dental floss? -- Normal? 005. Do you roll your socks or put them up? -- No... 006. Toilet paper: Wad or fold? -- Who has time to fold it? 007. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name? -- Yeah 008. Favourite color? -- Purple of course! 009. Summer footwear: Sandals or nothing? -- Nothing 010. Apples, oranges, or bananas? -- Bananas! 011. Lefty or righty? -- As in hands? Righty most of the time. 012. Glass is empty, or half full? -- I get free refills, so what does it matter? 013. Bleh or blah? -- Blarg! 014. What do you like most about yourself? -- This is a tough one...can we skip? 015. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? -- If someone had a pair for me to put on... 016. Do you sing to yourself in the shower? -- Yeah...but only when I'm happy. 017. Do you talk to your pets? -- You betche....and they always have something to say to me. 018. Do you talk to yourself? -- It's a bad habit....but usually when I'm alone. 019. Do you have a crush on your dentist? -- My dentist is a lady dentist. 020. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? -- I used to... 021. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Christmas? -- She stole our mail. 022. Do you have 11 toes? -- Nah....but I used to. 023. What is the lamest pick-up line you've ever used? -- "Hey, you having fun on that bike?" 024. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? -- Yeah...as long as it doesn't hurt my eyes. 025. Would you ever buy anything pink? -- Sure....as long as it's not ugly. 026. Mickey or Bugs Bunny? -- Erm....The "Old" Black and White Mickey before he got that terrible shaved peach colored face. 027. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? -- The old Daffy was pretty sexy.... 028. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? -- Um...maybe if I knew her enough or she asked. 029. What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word "Doppelganger"? -- Steve. 030. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? -- I must...because my lip usually bleeds. 031. Would you skip school on picture day if you had a huge zit between your eyes? -- I hate pictures anyways... 032. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? -- Haha....yeah, but I'd like it.. 033. How do you take your mascara off? -- I don't know...I never wore any before....I assume you'd wash it off, righ? 034. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? -- If she was my girlfriend...(Quick) and I was a guy of course. 035. Do you like mushrooms? -- Only as toys. 036. Do you eat the stems off broccoli? -- I used to... 037. What is better,: gummi sweettarts, or sweettart gum? -- Nasty! 038. M&M's or Skittles? -- Skittles...for sure. 039. Do you go to public places with your mom and actaully talk to her? -- Yeah. 040. What is 1+1? -- 89 041. What is your favourite holiday? -- Christmas 042. Pick one, RuPual or Dennis Rodman.? -- What? for Manfun? Probably...ew...noo... 043. How old are you? -- in days, months, or years? (I don't wanna say, all righ?) 044. How old do you want to be? -- Six 045. Where do you want to live? -- Japan 046. Where do you want to go? -- Heaven ( 7 more lives to go) 047. Who do you want to meet? -- The Fonz or Mr.T 048. Do you like Kool-Aid? -- Without question. 049. Does Pine Sol smell good? -- If it's lemon kind. 050. What's your favourite pizza topping? -- Cheese 051. Do you like toast? -- Yes, I do. 052. Do you still carve pumpkins? -- When there is one to carve, you betche! 053. Do you leave cookies and milk out for Santa? -- No, he doesn't visit anymore...mom just eats them. 054. Have you lost all of your baby teeth? -- Yeah, but I miss the feeling. 055. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? -- Nope. 056. Clear or colored? -- What? As in toilet water? Prolly clear....but, otherwise colored. 057. When your dentist asked, what flavour flouride did you pick? -- I didn't get a choice...sheesh! 058. Where is your hand right now? -- One on the keyboard....the other one is scratching my left buttcheek. Why? 059. What is better: Your right ear or left pinky? -- My left ear. 060. Okay or O'tay? -- Okie 061. French poodle or french kiss? -- Wha? Wow...I'll say! 062. Are 2 x 4's really 2 inches by four inches? -- Are you blind? 063. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? -- I need a ruler. 064. Do you know your parents' bithdays / ages? -- One of them's. 065. Do you know your siblings' birthdays / ages? -- Of course I do! 066. Does your grandma tell you she's 29? -- She's dead. 067. Have you ever used colored white out? -- I might have and not known it. 068. What do you think of Smurfette? -- Not much...but I have sheets with her on them. 069. What is your favourite book? -- Mmm...Umm....Dr.Goat's A B C's, you know? 070. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? -- *Eyes get small and watery* 071. Salmon or cod? -- Not all cats love fish to put it nicely. 072. Crab or lobster? -- Both make nice pets. 073. What sounds better: Up or Down? -- Down... 074. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? -- sideways... 075. Ok! NOW where is your hand? -- What are your intentions? My hand is on the mouse...hehe* 076. Describe the best day of your life? -- Hasn't happened yet....but when it does, I'll fill you in some. 077. Broom or mop? -- I use the swiffer sweeper. 078. What is your favourite word? -- Manfun 079. Free! Don't have to answer this since it is not a question! -- 200 questions? I think not! 080. What is your full name? -- Catie Jane Regan (With a C ) 081. What do you wish your name was? -- Marge Krajniak 082. What is your kinkiest fantasy? -- Kinky is as much as I'd say. 083. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? -- Gertrude....that sucks left butt cheek. 084. Are your feet the same size? -- No. 085. Cassettes or Cd's? -- Cd's because Cassettes make me insane. 086. Is watching "How the Grnich stole Christmas" a family tradition in your home? -- It's my own. 087. What are your Christmas traditions? Open presents, use prestents, eat, return the presents we hate, wrap them and give them out the following year. 088. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? -- Straight down the middle, unless there's money inside. 089. 10 more to go...are you bored? -- 10? Try 110, penis eye! I am not bored....just waking up. 090. Do you like onions? -- No....they hurt my teeth. 091. What would you name your band if you had one? -- Marge 092. Have you ever worn a dress? -- Yes, and it was quite unsightly. 093. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone nearby wil hear you? -- It doesn't always work. 095. Frogs or toads? - Mmm....toads! 096. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11 AM? -- Yes, the Oscar grants it. (11:11 PM, too!) 097. 8 or 3? -- 3 098. How long can you hula hoops for? -- About 2 seconds... 099. Did you know Dave is awesome?! -- David Letterman? He is okie. 100. You made it! Do you love me now? -- No more than I love myself....made it half way more like it.... 101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? -- I still do....some habits never die. 102. On you last birthday what did you wish for? -- For everyone to go away and let me sleep. 103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? -- Usually... 104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? -- Never. 105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? -- No...I'm going to name him The Fonz jr. 106. If not, what? -- The Fonz jr. 107. What about your daughter? -- Fonzette 108. Do you read tabloids? -- Fonz 109. Describe your most embarassing moment? -- When I fell down the stairs with an Easter Basket when I was 3 years old. 110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? -- Made me a little antsy...why? 111. Do you like cotton candy? -- Without question. 112. Do you suffer from cramps? -- Haha....yeah. 113. Do you have that not so fresh feeling? -- Not now....but sometimes.... *sad* 114. What would be the first thing you'd do if you won the lottery? -- piss myself 115. Ribbed or plain? -- What? Oh....I don't know... 116. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop Du wop"? -- I don't feel like either right now. 117. Apple pie or cherry pie? -- Cherry pie...cherry....mmmm pie. 118. Pepsi or Coke? -- Lemon Pepsi Twist!! 119. Strawberry or vanilla? -- Oh God.... 120. Favourite movie? -- Cable Guy 121. Favourite Actor? -- Toughie... Jim Carrey.....Dana Carvey? ..... Ben Stiller?.....mm.... 122. Favourite Actress? -- Me. 123. Cherrios or Corn Flakes? -- Corn Flakes... 124. Panty hose or Thigh-highs? -- Ho boy....wtf? 125. Do you shave your legs? -- When the ruggedness wears off. 126. Midnight or Mid-day? -- Midnight 127. Hope or Billy? -- Marge 128. Cotton ball or Q-tip? -- Cotton balls usually.... 129. Dry or lubricated? -- *Raises eyebrow* What? 130. Fast or slow? -- Slow... 131. Hard or soft? -- Hard 132. Yogurt or icecream? -- Both....heh heh* 133. Spoon or fork? -- Neither. 134. Are you crying right now? -- No....but if I had eyes I would be. 135. Fling or flick? -- Hmmm.....flick is fun. 136. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? -- Marge. 137. Look to your left, what do you see? -- A mirror reflecting unknown horrors. 138. Look to your right, What do you see? -- An iguana and an oscar tank, plus a huge red kool-aid stain. 139. Who is at your house right now? -- I am. 140. Are your legs crossed right now? -- Not really. 141. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? -- Not enough NRG.... 142. Favourite song? -- The Whole World by Outkast 143. Boxers or briefs? -- On me or him? Well, either way....I love boxers! 144. Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops? -- Blow Pops... 145. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Double Mint? -- Juicy Fruit. 146. Do you like fish? -- Yeah....but not for eating. 147. Is your grandpa cool? -- Yeah, he was.... 148. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? -- No, but I liked the long stories. 149. Do you snore? -- I sleep alone....but I am assuming not. I do talk and sing. 150. Describe how your breath smells? -- Rancid....rotten buttcrack. 151. If you were a girl, would you rather be named "Matilda" or "Alexis"? -- I am a girl, you nutscrag! I like my name fine....yes, I am grouchy. 152. Does it taste good? -- Yes, it's delicious! 153. do you lick envelopes or use a sponge? -- Sponge? No...my mouth works fine and .I use real saliva, too. 154. Do you chew on pens or pencils? -- No, I just get it over with a break em. 155. what is your favourite comic (like the paper)? -- I like Garfield. 156. "Acting class" or "Class act" -- Neither....I hate class. 157. Upside down or downside up? -- Upside down. 158. What's up? -- Jon. 159. What does "Growl Tiger" make you think of? -- Steve. 160. What does this -> .dm;fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? -- Steve or Killing you. 161. Blondes or Brunettes? -- Both are equally annoying to me. 162. Push or Pull? -- Push, unless I wannit. 163. If a door says push, do you automatically pull? -- I don't read them. 164. Do you ever read those door things? -- Yeah. 165. Do spiders scare you? -- Why should I be afraid of the ones I spend most of my time with? 166. What does? -- Veins, people, clowns, being under bright lights, Roger Citians... 167. Did you know I was scared of frogs when I was a baby? -- No...what a wuss. 168. What was your first word? -- The whole dictionary pretty much...hehe* 169. What was your first phrase? -- ...erm 170. What can you not pronounce? -- I can talk just fine....who cares about pronouning? 171. Did you know my phone just rang? -- Yeah? 172. Is your phone ringing? -- No....I'm using the line. 173. What is your phone number? -- 911....give me a call sometime. 174. Do you eat your toe-nails? -- *cringes* No....I just feed them to my hamster. 175. Are you in drag right now? -- Not really. 176. Walmart or Kmart? -- Both are the same.....just different stuff. 177. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carrey? -- Jim Carrey for sure! 178. How many real push-up's cam you do? -- Not many... 179. How many fake push-up's can you do? -- What's a fake push-up? 180. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? -- You're not the boss of me....besides my back hurts. 181. Does your bike have 2 wheels? -- Not anymore. 182. Are they flat? -- I don't know for sure. 183. Can you do a hand stand? -- I did once...but I fell. 184. Front or back? -- Front. 185. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? -- I hate you. 186. Are you on fire rigth now? -- Not yet, but soon. 187. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you eating it? - Quite good....paper is tasty. 188. Sprite or 7up? -- Sprite 189. Mug Root Beer or Dr.Pepper -- Dr.Pepper 190. Bambi or Thumper? -- Bambi 191. Do you think Flower is hot? -- If I was a girl skunk...without question. 192. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? -- You sound a lot like a mom. 193. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? -- If they were clean and he'd sing "Red Corvette" afterwards. 194. Did you know there are people who'd do that for free? -- Yes...retards. 195. Can you count how many questions are left? -- When I am done. 196. Is your right pinky left-handed? -- You know too much. 197. 5 + 7 + 8 x 1234569%555x3=? -- Your mom. 198. If you had $5 and you went to the store to buy an apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? -- 12 199. Do you know how many calories you burn when you're doing the wild thing? -- Not enough! 200. Is that all? 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