Otay.. now for chapter 9. You know ....... This fic is getting typed up really fast.
*In Bryn's Room*
Bryn: Whatcha here for?
Tifa-Rei: Y'kno, I've been thinking.
bryn: Uh oh.
Tifa-Rei: Shut up. Anyway... we need a vacation.
Bryn: Good Idea. Should we go to Icicle Inn?
Tifa-Rei: Or Costa Del Sol?
Both: Costa Del Sol.
Tifa-Rei: We could stay in Red's Villa.
Bryn: I wonder how he got enough gil to operate it?
Tifa-Rei: Hmmm...
Bryn: Oh well.
Tifa-Rei: I'll ring him up.
*ring ring*
Nanaki: Helooo. Nanaki residence. May I help you?
Tifa-Rei: Nanaki, stop with the fake English accent.
Nanaki: Oh sorry love, I've just picked it up--
Tifa-Rei: I said STOP!
Nanaki: Oh crap.
Tifa-Rei: Thanks. Anyway, we might go on a vacation and we were wondering if..
Nanaki: You could use my Villa?
Tifa-Rei: Yeah...
Nanaki: Everyone does now. I think I'm going to sell it and move back home.
Tifa-Rei: !!!!!! Let's talk gil.
Nanaki: 150000
Tifa-Rei: *cough* 100000*cough*
Nanaki: 120000.
Tifa-Rei: Ok I guess.
Nanaki: See you tomorrow?¿
Tifa-Rei: Um.. yeah....
Nanaki: Good-good!
Tifa-Rei: Agh.. bye!
*click*
*Cosmo Canyon*
Tifa-Rei: BRYN!!
Bryn: What what!
Tifa-Rei: We're moving!
Bryn: We what???
Tifa-Rei: We're moving to Costa Del Sol!
Bryn: ::gasp:: You're kidding.
,p>Tifa-Rei: I swear. We're moving out of this hole in a rock!
Bryn: But the kids.....
Tifa-Rei: They'll take the Highwind to school.
Bryn: I'll tell Seph.
Tifa-Rei: I'll tell Cloud & Reno.
*next day*
Tifa-Rei: Everybody's here. Hey we need a name for this place.
Seph:... it's much better here than in Cosmo... the dirt there was damaging my hair. . .
Cloud: Mine too....
Reno: And mine...
Bryn: Hello? Guys are youlisteng?
Tifa-Rei: "Tifa-Rei's Villa"
Bryn: Come on. Seriously.
Tifa-Rei: I am serious.
Bryn: Fine with me. Guys?Hello?
The 3 guys are not paying attentions to Bryn or Tifa-Rei...
Tifa-Rei: WEll "Tifa-Rei's Villa:" it is... ^_^
Bryn: Oh well...
The phone rings...
*RING RING8
Other line: HEllo this is Akane Tendo superintendent of Tendo School System. I have called to notify you that your prinvipal Mr. Palmer has sadly.. no I take that back... Not so sadly died of a heart attack. Mrys. Pricilla Palmer is new prinipal.
Tifa-Rei: Exactly what are you trying to tell me and why should I care?
Akane: Let me ginish. Your kids have a new teacher, Mr. Ranma Saotome.
Tifa-Rei: Ranma Saotome? Aren't you guys married?
Akane: You. But it wasnt enough gil just running the Saotome school of anything goes martial arts, so I made him get another job.
Tifa-Rei: You know, I'm needing some extra gil too.. I might enhoy working at...
Akane: The school! Really you'll work there???
Tifa-Rei: No. I meant the Saotome School of anything goes martial arts.
Akane: Oh that. Jus a sec . That's my husband's speacklty.
Ranma: 'Allo?
Tifa-Rei: Yeah can I work for you?
Ranma: Use a weapon?
Tifa-Rei: Yeah.. the Masamune.
Ranma: REALLY????
Tifa-Rei: and I can also use big swords suck as the Buster Sword, Hardedge.. etc...
Ranma: Really? That's great.
Tifa-Rei: My husband might be interested too. I'll bring him to owrk tomorrow.
Ranma: Hwo about now?
Tifa-Rei: Well um ok. Bye.
Ranma: Arigato gozai mas.
Tifa-Rei: C'ya
Ranma: Bai bai..
*click*
*Back in Icicle Inn*
Brena and Trunks have been training hard with Hp <-> Mp materia, mp Turbo, KOTR and other powerful materia. Before long they are as powerful more powerful than their parents. Expet for Brena cuz no one can exceed Sephy's power lever!
Brena: Hyah heya eagahgh!
Trunks: Hod! :hop: :jump: ICE 3! ::flies up in the air:
Brena: DEMI 3!
Trunks: Whooohaaa! that hurt! Take that! Tlare!
Brena: Woo hoo, limit lever 2. TEMPER OVERFLOW!
Trunks: I have my limit too! level 2 NEEDLESLASH!
Brena: goes into overdrive, turns SSJ.
Trunks hits Brena w/1000000 needles.
Brena: Aaaahhhhh... ULTIMA!
Trunks: help me Brena... YAGH!
Brena: Oh shit! I killed Trunks.. uhh.. ONO! My MP!
Brena goes and buys an Ether.
Brena: Life 2!
Trunks doesn't stir.
Brena: Cure 3! Cure2! Cure! Regen!?
Brena: Esuna, here's an Elixer. Phoenix Down. Nooo! He' knowcked out! PICCOLO! He's fading...
Piccolo: zzz...:wakes up: Where's tha tboy!
Brena: I... killeld him. I lwent SSJ...
Piccolo: YOU WHAT???????? And you didnt use Life2?
Brena: I used Everything... He... faded away red...
Piccolo: Time to get the Dragonballs then. Go home.
*King Yama's Place*
?Trunks: I died. Wow. I'm only 15 too.....
Kami: I have a bad feeling about the future.
K. Yama: Ok, you can go on Snake Way. You don't fall off, allr ight boy?
Trunks: Ok! Bye!
The wierd blue guy drives Trunks to Snake Way.
Wierd blue guy: Bye! Don't fall off!
Trunks: No sweat.
Trunks dematerialsizes.
Wierd blue guy: Showoff.
Trunks materializes at the end.
Trunks: Whup... here I go...
BOOM! Trunks lands on King Kai's planet.
Trunks: Hi Goku, Goha, You've been dead.
Gohan: Who are you?
Trunks: Trunks, Vegeta's kid. No one ever botherd to wish you 2 back.
Goku: Wern't baby Goten and Chichi going to?
Trunks: Not a baby anymore. He's my best freind. He's 15.
King Kai: Hello. Are YOU training with ME? I said are YOU training wieh ME? Nyuk nyuk nyuk. I crack myself up ^_^
Gohan: ::whispers to Trunks: Laugh! Laugh!
Trunks: ?? Oh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Goku: ::whispers:: Good move.
Trunks does the hair flick.
King Kai: Ok, task 1. Make me laugh.
Trunks: ..................
*In Costa Del Sol*
Bryn is cleaning house when.....( ME?? CLEANING?????? ICK!!!!!)
Brena: HI!
Bryn: Brena?? You're back!
Brena: YUEAH.... :snif:
Bryn: What's wrong hon, you look sad.
Brena throws herself into her mother's arms.
Brena: I-- I--feel so-------guilty..
Bryn: you didnt--------
Brena: No.. I killed him!
Bryn: You WHA???????????
Brena: I killed... Trunks.
Bryn: Talk to daddy about that.
Brena goes ot Seph:
Seph: Fireball's missed you.
Brena: Oh daddy.. I killed Trunks.
Seph: So?> I've killed tons of people.
Fireball: I sowwy Brebre.
Brena: Fireball!
Fireball: BREBRE!
Brena: Howsit goin?
Fireball: Things ok. How you?
Brena: Never better.
Fireball: Is good is good.
Seph: Brena!
Brena: Yah Dad?
Seph: Go get the Draonballs. There's 7 of them.
Brena: Do I hafta?
Seph: Yup. And take Cloud's kid with you.
Brena: Bue daddy!
Seph: No 'but daddy' Take Fireball and go.
*On the Highwind*
Reno: Dragonballs... that sounds ick.
Brena: Yes. You know what they are?
Reno: Of course. I'm not stupid.
Fireball: What Dragonballs? I dragon! I Fireball!
Brena: I know...
Reno: You canunderstand that thing?
Fireball: Fireball not thing! Fireball Dragon!
Brena: She's not a thing. She's a fire-breathing dragon.
Reno: Is'nt that speacil. So scared.
Brena: Why you- Fireball, sickhim!
Before long Reno is coverd in ashes. His clother have burnt to the ground. Reno looks down.
Reno: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:sweatdrop:
Brena: ROFLMAO! (if your wondering... that's Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off)
Reno blushes blue then runs off.
Brena: Fireball, don't you think Reno's a little to your for puberty?
Fireball: Boy like Brebre. Is amusing.
I was wondering about that.
* In showere*
Reno: Oh. my. god. Oh well... I feel so... Do I like her? Hmmm... but she likes Trunks.. But he's dead... ah ah ah ah stayin alive sayin alive...
Reno starts singing disco to the tape playing in the bathroom and dancing.
*Fireball, think he likes me really?
Fireball: Reno likes Brebre much.
Brena: Ya don't say. :thinks: Well... he IS kinda cute i guess...
*ring ring*
Brena: Hello? Daddy?
Seph: For got the Dragon Ball radar... seph Materializes..
Brena: Dad!
Seph: I am NOT going ot accompany on your search here.
Brena: A scoute rand a dragonball radar. Can't I jsut use a sense materia?
Seph: DONT PUSH ME GIRL.
Brena: Kay...
Seph: Good luck. You're gonnaneed it. (materialsizes back home)
Brean: Dad wait come back! Oh f course I'm gonna need it. I'm only 15! Ahhh! (Brena throsw one of her temper fits then starts crying)Why did I haveta kill him? WHY?
Reno walks in: Hi. What's the matter?
Brena: Huh? ::wipes tears from her eyes: Nthing.
Fireball: Brena okay?
Brena: I'm fine.
Reno: Well we are here to wish Trunks back righ?
Brena: Yup.
Reno: Well the frst one is in Midgar.
Brena: Cool, Let's go. Fireball, stay here.
Fireball: Why?
Brena: 'Cuz I said so.
Reno: Ready?
Brena and Reno enter Sector 7.
Brena: This place creeps me out.
Reno: Let's follow the Radar.
Brena: If I fall. i'm goin with you.
Reno: Whatever.
Brena:....over here?
Reno: What is this place?
Brena: Wall Market.
Reno: Well we should get there if we go North and east.. then south to that building..
Brena: Yeah...
Reno: What? The Honeybee Inn...
Brena: :gasp: I.. I have heard of this place..
Reno: YUeah so?
Brena: Y'know what this place is?
Reno: ? No what?
Soldier: You klids get away from here.
Brena: :takes a defentsive stance: Wanna make something of it?
Reno: You sure this is a good Ida Brena?
Hah. I can take care of myslef- and Trunks!
Reno/: Well if you fight I fight too!
Brena: I don't think I kneed your help.
Soldier: Stop babbling. This isn't a daycare center.
Brena: Fire3!
Soldier: Waaagh :pang.. cough..sputter:
Reno: 2x cut! :slash slash: Thak that. hah.
The soldier fades away.
Brena: Thanks REno
Reno: Anytime.
They enter the Honey Bee Inn.
Lady: Poo? Kids? You ! You look just like Pooch!
Reno: Pooch?
Brnea: Huh? Pooch?
Reno: I bet dad knows about that one.
Brena: The Dragoonball is in that one... the $@!* room..
Reno: !!!!! Hope it's being used heheheheehehe...
Brena: You perv.
Reno: There's the dragonball all right... woah! hehehehe
Brena: What! Comon leme see!
Lady! You two perverts! GEt out
Brena: SSLEEPEL!
Lady: zzz....
Reno: WOW! This is KEWL!
Brena: I wanna see! I wanna see!!! BAKA!
Reno: They're done, hide!
Brena: I'll just summon somethig.
Reno: No.. let me. You need to sue anEther.
Brena: k.
Reno: Death Blow!
The people walk out, and the Choco/Mog busts down the door.
Brena: That worked.
Reno: Yeah.
Brena: When you sumon you look like Captian Cid.
Reno: Really? Well you look like Yuffie.
Brena: I do? I think Yuffie's my fav. Aunt.
Reno: Yuffie's cool. I agree. Have you met Jessica?
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