When God created kitty cats, He had no recipe; He knew He wanted something sweet, As sweet as sweet could be. He started out with sugar, Adding just a trace of spice; Then stirred in drops of morning dew, To keep them fresh and nice. He thought cats should be soft to pet, Thus he gave them coats of fur; So they could show they were content, He taught them how to purr. He made for them long tails to wave, While strutting down the walk; Then trained them in meow-ology, So they could do cat-talk. He made them into acrobats, And gave them grace and pise; Their wide-eyed curiosity, He took from little boys. He put whickers on their faces, Gave them tiny ears for caps; Then shaped their little bodies, To snuggly fit on laps. He gave them eyes as big as saucers, To look intoman's soul; Then set a tolerance for mankind, As their purpose and their goal. Benevolent... and... Generous, He made so many of them; Then charged, with fatherly concern, The human race to love them. When one jumped upon his lap, God gently stroked its head; The cat gave Him a kitty kiss, "What wonderous love," God said. God smiled at His accomplishment, So pleased with His creation; And said, with pride, as He sat back "At last... I've reached purr-fection!" ~Author Unknown~
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