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Hellcat - 08/28/99 01:38:22
My Email:Hdavid826@aol.com

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Kinkster-- Thank you so much for the autographed and "personalized" Kinky Friedman books. You are the greatest, Kinkster!! See you on Sept. 12. Your greatest fan, Hellcat Davidson



David Darouse - 08/27/99 06:01:20
My Email:musicman_46@hotmail.com

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My little lady and I love the Kinkster. Gone see him in Dallas at a book signing or something hopefully soon. For whatever reason, he just kinda crept up in whats left of my mind the other day and the words to "They ain't makin Jews..." kinda sorta got al stuck up in there, amongst the spiders and glue and popsicle sticks and stuff. So been lookin for Kinkstah sites on the web and gone buy all kindsa books and CDs now in an attempt to get keep the demon at bay. We luv ya Kinky!



sandy - 08/27/99 02:04:52
My Email:salon615@aol.com

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this site is good, very good indeed. Soon I shall be in Utopia.



paul schrager - 08/25/99 13:37:11
My Email:pds@hotmail.com

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look forward to you Houston visit -



Alex - 08/25/99 09:08:57
My Email:A.J.Allen@ncl.ac.uk

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The Lap-Steel player in my band put me on to your books by reading parts of them out loud whilst stuck in the back of the tour bus - Very funny & hopefully I'll catch one of your readings when you're next in England.



maurice porter - 08/24/99 00:36:25
My Email:mport@bardstown.com

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glad to find a sight with class. been a fan for many moons.



Noela - 08/24/99 00:01:59
My Email:Noela_Bajjali@rta.nsw.gov.au

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Hello Kinky! I'm very excited to find that you have a website. It was discovered for me by my friend Greg, who I told all about you on a recent visit. He's now spending a lot of time smoking cigars, stroking the cat and killing shots of Jamiesons. I love the cat in your books - I have a very intelligent and intuitive black cat myself. When I read your note about Cuddles at the end of "Elvis, Jesus and Coca-Cola" I cried. Good to see that you're still tourin' around. any chance of a visit to Australia? Noela



Luisa Umlauf - 08/23/99 19:55:36
My Email:LUmlauf@t-online.de

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dear kinkstah, it might be interesting for you that the internet provides a new and HIGHLY moving homepage about anne frank: http://welcome.to/annefrank it might also be interesting for you that the kinkstah is still our favourite author. love and greetings from luisa and uli umlauf, berlin



Birkbeck - 08/23/99 08:43:36
My URL:http://www.mech.gla.ac.uk
My Email:a.birkbeck@mech.gla.ac.uk

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Hello again !! We met on Saturday the 21st of August in Edinburgh after your reading. I hope the rest of your trip was sucessfull and look forward to the next meeting where ever that may be. all the best, Birkbeck.



nancy krause - 08/21/99 18:18:53
My Email:lilmcgil@excite.com

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Imus in the Morning turned me on to you, maybe I should send the thank you note to him. Love your books, you've got a great way of thinking.



Frank Newman - 08/21/99 17:28:09
My Email:fhnewman@aol.com

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Just sitting here hopin' I'm not struck by lightning for admiring the genius of "They Ain't Makin' Jews like Jesus Anymore". I was able to find the CD Old Testaments and New Revelations, which reunited me with this tune which, in my humble opinion, is on of the best ever. Many years ago I was able to see the Kinkster and 'Boys do their thing at old Liberty Hall in Houston. As Kinky might say, I liked to have "browned out in my Bermudas" because it was so good.



nick - 08/21/99 14:57:01
My Email:nickf@dolfijn.nl

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ik like your style!! bye nick,Amsterdam,holland



Sheri (The Armadillo Queen) - 08/20/99 22:31:06
My URL:http://members.raincity.com/Sheri/index.html
My Email:dillo@u.washington.edu

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Kinkstah! I have been reading your books from the first one, and try to catch your act whenever you are out here! I'm one of your most loyal fans. . .I'm sending good wishes--you're a marvel! s



Mary Anne - 08/20/99 17:22:30
My Email:maheiney@worldnet.att.net

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There was a lady at work reading one of your books and, being an avid reader myself, I asked what she was reading. When she replied,"I'm reading a Kinky book" my curiosity got the best of me. I read one, then another, and so on, and I now have ten of your books. I can't wait until your next one comes out. Keep up the good work!!



Brian Yatman - 08/20/99 06:22:13
My Email:byatman@yahoo.com

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Dear Kinky thanks for all the great reads and listens. Next time you're in Sydney e-mail us and we'll do yum cha. I promise to split the bill. Regards



col - 08/19/99 18:58:35
My Email:colwon@hotmail.com

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Saw Kinky at the Waterstones signing in Manchester last night. First time i'd ever seen him in the flesh. Couldn't think of a damn thing to say! Excellent set, pity about the crowd (brits tend to be a bit subdued in churches) Cheers kinkstah!



steve lovering - 08/19/99 14:29:58
My Email:robertfowler@shelpost.com

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It was a great to meet you, drink with you and eat chinese food with you after your London reading. I look forward to doing it all over again.I shall be in Las Vegas for a conference in a couple of weeks - a town that understands a man's need to drink beer and smoke cigars. May your pony newer be shot from under you. Best regards Steve Lovering ne of the two Steves you met with James "U boat" Lea



Andy Hennessey - 08/19/99 02:02:13
My Email:frank5@swbell.net

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Keep it comin' at us, KINKY! we lived in Austin about 9 yrs. ago. We miss you! Andy & Theresa Hennessey



Steve Saul - 08/18/99 10:26:19
My URL:http://freeserve.co.uk
My Email:steve@pumpaction.freeserve.co.uk

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Mr Friedman, If you peruse the pages, I'd like to thank you for making the signing at Oxford St London great. Geographically speaking I thought an audience with The Kinkster would be impossible. Well worth the price of admission. Decided not to quit smoking after all, decided to quit quitting instead... Giving up abstinence next Lent too. Thanks once again, Steve Saul



Conor O'Mahony - 08/17/99 16:33:42
My Email:conor.omahony@bmg.co.uk

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John Irvine - 08/16/99 18:41:47
My Email:johnbirvine@yahoo.co.uk

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Greetings to all fans of, and to the Kinkster himself from fans in the UK!!



casey moore - 08/15/99 15:46:09
My Email:jcm74@hotmail.com

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dear kinky and kacey, love the new album. now kick kinky in the butt and get him to make a new one of his own. ya'll need to come down to nueva orleans again. if jerry jeff can play here twice a year kinky can surely make it. i'm sure my mom would even cook him a nice kosh r new orleans dinner. thanx for everything. casey moore



joan carter - 08/14/99 15:10:18

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good books funny man keep writing see you in edinburugh in august



Rich Sutton - 08/13/99 14:00:16
My Email:hotmail.com

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I hope to get an autugraphed copy of Spanking Watson as soon aas it comes out. I have two of your C.D.'s, like frosted flakes, they're grrreat!



Hillary Petrick - 08/13/99 06:34:33
My Email:h.petrick@worldnet.att.net

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THANK YOU KINKY! I am so glad to have found your books. Please keep writing, I might never be bored again.



paul tyler - 08/13/99 00:00:44
My Email:T40oz2frdm@aol.com

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dear kinky I love your books esp. Elvis,Jesus,& Coca Cola. But you should know that Steve rambam is a fucking anti semitic fed rat! by associating your self with him you lose credibleity. sorry to take such a tone with you but i feel rather strongly about it. p.s. got a kick out of you being an answer on jepardy.



Suzanne M. Campbell - 08/12/99 14:58:24
My Email:camper@li.net

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I know you have heard this over and over, but I enjoy your books. I believe that I have read nearly all of them. I must admit that Blast From the Past didn't give me as much of a lift as the others. When is your next publication scheduled or are you gi ing your typewriter a rest for a while.



Dan Cherry - 08/10/99 23:05:13
My URL:http://none
My Email:cherry_bomb68@yahoo.com

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I like the CD, With out knowing to expect. Are you coming to Chicago for a concert?



Ed Hammerman - 08/10/99 15:20:15
My Email:hammo85@aol.com

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Just finished Blast From The Past and enjoyed it as much as the previous ten. Keep on writing and keep the jokes coming.



Paul Baker - 08/09/99 01:22:39
My Email:pb@compuvision.net

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Hello Kinky, As a friend of Steve Rambam's (yes he has friends) and a private dick myself, I enjoy reading and rereading your books. I am looking forward to the next one in September and hope to see you at Nile's Wine Room in San Antonio. Thanks for the stories and Hurry up with th' next one!!!



Ken Braun - 08/06/99 21:43:44
My Email:kbraun1010@aol.com

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Love your first album. Keep up the good work jew boy.



Mike Brown - 08/05/99 04:29:57
My Email:brownbag39@hotmail.com

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I'd like to see a songbook for "Pearls In The Snow" or maybe the chords along with the lyrics on this web site. Just hoping.



Ruud Straatman - 08/02/99 16:14:53
My Email:stroos@aol.com

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I spend about 3 dreathful years in the etablicemente prisonal de Lisboa in Portugal of which in comparision midnight express is the holiday inn and was partly saved by the good kinky books a friend send me but the only problem was (en still is) the more y u read the more sigars one likes to smoke! And those were NOT available in there!! And because of that I'm more addicted than ever on sigars (and his books of course)



Carolyn Whitten - 08/02/99 14:58:42
My Email:cwhitten@lcc.net

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Love your songs, Mr. Friedman. What are you going to come to the East Texas area? (Lufkin)



Karen Blumberg - 08/01/99 21:18:11
My Email:kblumberg1@hotmail.com

Comments:
Kinky, I just sent something to Lisa. Just wanted you to know "Rabbi Rachel" is graduating from Americorps in DC on August 9 and will be moving to Sioux City to be with us, go to school, become a Rabbi and house painter (As Eric says, "If your house does 't have a prayer, call Rabbi Rachel.". Zarah is still working at the Barnes & Nobles in Sunset Valley and is just about to become manager of the music-video section. She is going to come up and visit us in September. Eric is doing great as News Directo at KSCJ and I have even done a few of the "Drive Time Live" shows (I bill myself as the "Not Ready for Drive Time Live Hostess, Gracie"). Also just got a great job at Mercy Hospital here. The people are really nice and the quality of life isn't a buzz ord. The Morrell plant stinks, though. With every rosebush there are a few thorns. I hope you, Tom, Edith, Marcy, et al are doing well. I enjoy Pearls in the Snow and have turned more people on to you in the Quad Cities where I went for my high school reunion. You have some dual fans there from the last time I went through there. Have a great time in the UK. We think about you a lot. Our number here is 712 258-4396. Our address is 3145 Isabella St., Sioux City, IA 51103. Love, karen/gracie



Moderan - 08/01/99 07:47:43
My URL:http://www.planetmoderan.com
My Email:moderan@aol.com

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Long have I been an admirer of the Kinkster, Bass Ale, Jameson's Irish Whiskey, and crime novels, altough I confess to not being a fan of cats or cigars. Knowing of his dislike for computers, I didn't dream there was a site until my father (also an admire )found it one night while idly surfing. It makes me happy to know there is such a thing, and I shall be pleased to purchase Spanking Watson as soon as it arrives at Amazon. Thanks and many happy mammaries!



pdeming - 08/01/99 00:07:03
My Email:brickman99@webtv.net

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finally, a chance to rub elbows with quite possibly the most entertaining writer of the century. The last decade? well the best author in the sales bin anyway. Thanks.



Adrian Carrick - 07/31/99 06:41:04
My Email:acarrick@hawknet.com.au

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Hey kinky.Just a quicky from down under.I cant wait for your upcoming trip.While your out here come and see our beutiful Hawksbury.I think we met at a Harry Dean stanton gig in sydney acouple of years back (Ithink it was you.Christ i was pissed.)Anyway dr p in. Adios



Ørn_ Akselsen - 07/29/99 01:50:58
My Email:Orn_Akselsen@Hotmail.com

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Dear Kinkstah! Thanks a lot for playin' in Bergen,Norway twice. Hope you'll come back for a third show soon... I'm looking forward to reading Spanking Watson. -Ørn-



Ørn_ Akselsen - 07/29/99 01:47:24

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Brent Smith - 07/28/99 23:09:36
My Email:Bdsmith57@AOL.com

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If only William Powell were young enough, we'd have the quintessential Kinkster for the big screen...(w/ Myrna Loy as Stephanie DuPont, no doubt) My garage is awash with empty Jameson's and Guiness bottles, the dirty clothes have been sorted into Salty and un-Salty piles (I can still wear un-Salty),the dog quit, the kichen floor is getting audibly sticky....all from reading and re-reading the Kinks er's novels. I think I might like 'em.



Ed Fogerty - 07/28/99 18:36:43
My Email:rngebal@aol.com

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Tell the kinkster that several of his books refer to Blue Blall, Mont. No such animal but there is a one ball town called Blue Ball, Pa. Looking down from Canada its to the left of Texas, looking up from Mexixo its to the right. When's the next video com ng out.



Lyal Hammond - 07/28/99 13:00:47
My Email:gongon@fishinternet.com.au

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I read alot. I spend too much. But 'F' in the crime section is always the first place I look when I a hunting for a good read. Always money well spent. Kinky has the rare quality of bringing his characters alive. The visions and sounds run through my head like amovie as I read. The leasbian dance class, the bloody puppet head sailing out the window, the Nazis, the lot.....Graet to hear anothers on the way in September. All the way from Australia, keep them coming. Love the line about cats and dogs in heave . Better take some cans of tuna with me when I go.



RANDY MCBRAYER - 07/28/99 02:21:20
My Email:RMCBRAYER@WEBTV.NET

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KINGSTAH!!!!!! YOU SCOUDREL!! JUST WHEN I'D 'BOUT GIVE UP ON YA' YOU SHOW UP IN CYBERSPACE - AND, YOU GOT A NEW HIT RECORD!! THERE IS HOPE YET FOR THIS WORLD, I DO BELEIVE. GOD BLESS YOUR LITTLE JEWISH SOUL! WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE TIE - AND FOR GOD'S SAKE - SOMEBODY TELL ME NEXT TIME YOUR'E ANYWHERE NEAR DENVER. LOVE TO THE LADIES UPSTAIRS.



Slick Trigger Mick - 07/26/99 12:52:38
My Email:slicktriggermick@hotmail.ci

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I only discovered Kinky's books about 12 months ago. Can't get enough. STM



m. walter - 07/24/99 18:14:28
My Email:wer3607@aol.com

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Just finished reading"Blast from the Past", my first exposure to K.F.. It was cool



Kathy "MaGoo" McHugh - 07/24/99 13:19:35
My Email:katmcgoo@worldnet.att.net

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Sending greetings and praise for your work from PA. I heard of your books from the Don Imus show and later checked out "Blast From The Past" from the library. Now, I have 5 Kinky books and plan to buy your CD. Your books are hysterical and a fast read for us slow readin' folk! Love the way you talk to your cat as I myself chat em' up with my adopted beauty "Mokie (aka Smokie cause she is gray) Mer Mer (cause she meows alot)" Keep em' comi



amanda farrell - 07/21/99 17:56:29

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I love your books and your music! i have't read first two books. I can't find them here in St. Joseph MO!



Bob preston - 07/21/99 04:54:21
My Email:BpsSite@aol.com

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My first visit,have been a fan for years a friend Linda referd me to the site kinkys a super talent!



barb - 07/19/99 16:58:00
My Email:magic_music_mtnlady@yahoo.com

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Ain't the Kinster the greatest? Have read and marveled and laughed thru 3 of his books so far Need to check out the latest... Any fellow-Kinster fans pls email me! What a combo of humor and wisdom he paints on his pages...



Marsha - 07/19/99 03:28:47
My Email:saturn@paralynx.com

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So glad to see you are going to UK - does that mean there is hope for Canada - will you visit here???? Look forward to Spanking Watson. Marsha



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joe commins - 07/18/99 20:48:07
My Email:joecom1@email.msn.com

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annette copeland - 07/17/99 04:14:51
My Email:fordanndeb@aol.com

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love your books man



Randy Arnegger - 07/16/99 02:07:12
My Email:rwa@tampabay.rr.com

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I'm a long time fan - love your books and music!!



C.A.L. - 07/15/99 02:18:13

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I was born in Palestine, lived in Palestine all but 14 years of my life and I never heard of Kinky Friedman untill I logged onto the Palestine web site. When did you live in Palestine? Did you graduate from Palestine High School? If so what year? Loved he pictures of your dog and cat. Now I must read your books.



Eileen George - 07/13/99 12:36:06
My Email:ege nerc.ac.uk

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I only recently discovered your books, due to a fortunate impulse purchase in a secondhand shop. I'm hooked, cant stop buying and reading the darn things. What a sense of humour! As a long time feminist I should be ashamed of myself but I just cant help laughing at your comments. I especially liked the insight on farting in God Bless John Wayne - that while 75% of men find it humorous , 0% of women do. How true. Well I'm up to Th Love Song of J Edgar Hoover with a few more good laughs to come. Thanks for some really good reads



Karen Kinkus - 07/12/99 20:05:46
My Email:kmkink01@gwise.louisville.edu

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Hi Kinky, I picked up "Blast from the Past" and after two chapters, my brain is twirling around so fast I hope I can read the rest of the book. There's nothing like starting a book that has you laughing out loud on the first page, but YOU got me laughing with the book jacket. Best wishes....THE KINK in Louisville



Sujean Jeffries - 07/12/99 02:33:34
My Email:susicliff@aol.com

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Looking for your older books...such as Musical Chairs, When the Cat's Away, A Case of Lone Star, and Greenwich Killing Time...frustrating as hell. Bookstore(s) in Rhode Island?



sara - 07/11/99 22:03:54
My Email:sara@callarman89.freeserve.co.uk

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hello from a kinky friedman fan from the uk. I haven't ready any of your books, but I'd love to - don't know if I can get them here. I still remember a few lines from they ain't making jews like jesus any more, although i heard it 20 years ago, and not ma y times then! I had a pair of rats named baby and jesus, and i can't say i named them for you, but i am sure you influenced my mind through the years! best wishes, sara c.e sussex- ps dave clark from london brought your works to my attention!



Liz Plant - 07/09/99 13:20:17
My URL:http://member.tripod/~AlmaEvita
My Email:lizplant@hotmail.com

Comments:
Love your music,love your books.(what were the origilal lyrics to They aint makin' Jews...? (being one of the few Jews in Arkansas your humor is a breth of fresh air)Love ya,Kingstah!!!



k hayes - 07/07/99 23:31:36
My Email:khayes0710@aol.com

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Love your books and Pearls In The Snow The music is great! Thanks



Curt Jennings - 07/07/99 08:30:28
My Email:curtjennings69@hotmail.com

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Want to see Kinky singing Sold American on Imus, does anyone have it available to download?



J. Steven Salibo - 07/06/99 23:59:28
My Email:count0@erols.com

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I just lost my Cat of 13 years and remembering the words that you had written about Cuddles made the passing easier. I remember the first time that I read this; I have dreaded the day that I would lose Athena.....but I knew that what he said was true..... Thanks for all the good times and memeories....



Sherry Reid - 07/03/99 22:24:06
My Email:syreid@bellsouth.net

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I accidentally found some of Kinky's books at the local public library and was instantly addicted! Kinky is a national treasure. I, for one, can't get enough. And as I am now on my next to the last one published, I was thrilled to find this website and to learn that I don't have to go cold turkey...more Kinkster books in the works. Thank you, Kinky, for making me laugh! (Do you have a brother?)



Martha Ward - 07/03/99 19:01:20

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I've loved you since I first heard the name "Texas Jewboys!" I saw you in Nashville last October at the Southern Festival of Books. You may not have been the best writer there, but you were the funniest and the best-looking. And the only one who wouldn't ay FUCK in front of a c-h-i-l-d. Have you ever read "The Education of H*Y*M*A*N* K*A*P*L*A*N"? It was in the high school library in my small-town, redneck home town. That was my first indication that Baptists were severely humor-impaired compared to those of the Jewish persuasion. My cat, Little Andy Jehosophat Sipowocz, says he thinks you're killer bee, also. Bye!



Sarah Weinman - 07/02/99 01:16:50
My Email:sarah@weinmans.com

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So when my life is a mess, absolutely nothing is going right, the world looks like a wonderful thing to blow up, who do I turn to? Well, not exactly. But damn, I've read all the books (except Blast From the Past) in an incredibly short time and enjoyed 'em all. I must admit to being partial to A Case of Lone Star, which I reread today. For the person who wondered about the authentici y of the nose-picking comment, that's the book the quote is from. Now, if only we could get a cover/preview of Spanking Watson (an ARC of it sold big on Ebay, for those that care)...and the Mile High Club.



vicky - 07/01/99 22:38:03
My Email:v_randall.hotmail.com

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dear Kinky, where did you get, 'you hav'nt got a hair on your bum,'from? all my love vicky



Robert Schlimgen - 07/01/99 02:35:08
My Email:bschlimgen@webcombo.net

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I'm a new reader of your books and I cant put it down . vary good.





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