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October 18, 1998
In My Day
The Washington Post Report asked its readers to tell Gen-Xers how much harder they had it in the old days. Here are some of the responses they received:
- In my day, we couldn't afford shoes so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.
--Bill Flavin, Alexandria
- In my day we didn't have MTV or in-line skates or any of that stuff. No, it was 45s and regular old metal-wheeled roller skates, and the 45s always skipped, so to get them to play right you'd weigh the needle down with something like quarters, which we never had because our allowances were too small, so we'd use our skate keys instead and end up forgetting they were taped to the record player arm so that we couldn't adjust our skates,which didn't really matter because those crummy metal wheels would kill you if you hit a pebble anyway, and in those days roads had real pebbles on them, not like today.
--Russell Beland, Springfield
- In my day, we didn't have any rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.
--Barry Blyveis, Columbia
- In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip.
--Jennifer Hart, Arlington
- Back in the 1970s we didn't have the space shuttle to get all excited about. We had to settle for men walking on the crummy moon.
--Russell Beland, Springfield
- In my day, we didn't have days. There was only time for work, time for prayer and time for sleep. The sheriff would go around and tell everyone when to change.
--Elden Carnahan, Laurel
- In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to do addition on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.
--Jon Patrick Smith, Washington
- Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day, the sun revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back of a giant tortoise.
--Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park
- In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
--Diana Hugue, Bowie