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October 25, 1998
Three Big Smiles
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to
show them what's happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"Bob Smith, 60, died of heart failure while with his girlfriend. That explains the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
The Inspector is taken to the second dead man. "Jim Brady, 25, won five thousand dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. He died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"Nothing unusual here," thinks the Inspector, and asks to be shown the last body.
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Craig Jackson, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling, then?" inquires the Inspector.
To which the coroner replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."