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November 6, 1998
Dormitory Rules
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first
time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time
will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty
fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How
much for a season pass?"