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November 7, 1998
Chapped Lips
There were two older women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse right on its rear end. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do that?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"