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November 13, 1998
Technical Terms, Country Style!
- LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter
- LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood
- MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove
- DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the firewood off the truck
- MEGA HERTZ: When you're not careful gettin' the firewood
- FLOPPY DISC: What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
- HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the wintertime
- PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
- WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
- SCREEN: What to shut when it's blackfly season
- BYTE: What those dang flies do
- CHIP: Munchies for the TV
- MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
- MODEM: What you did to the hay fields
- DOT MATRIX: Ol' Dan Matrix's wife
- LAPTOP: Where the kitty sleeps
- KEYBOARD: Where you hang the truck key
- SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knives
- MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
- MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof
- PORT: Fancy flatlander wine
- ENTER: City talk for "C'mon in ya'll!"
- MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk for the rat hole