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December 6, 1998
For Any Occasion
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted
to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card. It said, "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. He let the florist know in no uncertain terms how angry he was about the obvious mistake.
The florist wisely diffused the man's anger when she calmly said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but just imagine this ... somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location!"