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January 29, 1998
The Water-Skiier
Two guys are sitting on a beach on a warm summer day watching a water skiier when suddenly the skiier falls and is under the water for quite some time.
"Hey, we have to get that guy out before he drowns!" one of them says. So both guys jump in the water and start searching frantically. Finally they find a limp body and swim it to shore.
"This guy has swallowed water. We have to give him CPR." So one of the guys starts giving him CPR. After a couple of minutes he looks up and says, "Wow, this guy has bad breath! I can't continue this."
So the other guy says, "Well, get out of the way then. I can't let him die." So the second guy starts CPR. A couple of minutes later he also stops and says, "You're right, he sure does have bad breath."
The first guy says, "Something is funny here. Wasn't the guy that we were watching water-skiing"?
"Yeah..." responds the other guy, "so how come this guy is wearing ice skates?"