January 26, 2000
More Answers from Children

• The equator is an imaginary lion that runs around the world forever.
• An appendix is something you find in the back of a book. But if it gets in people, it has to be taken out.
• We do not raise silk worms in the United States because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.
• Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know that we know that are there.
• An optimist is a doctor who looks after your eyes. A pessimist is one who attends to your feet.
• It is important to take mono sodium to mate.
• The Earth needs the ozone layer to keep in the gravity.
• The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
• The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
  [Actually, it's hottest next to the Devil]

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