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January 31, 2000
How to Tell if You're From West Virginia
If five of the following are true, there is a good chance you are from West Virginia. If more than five are correct, you probably hail from the southern part of the state of West Virginia!
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side...
- If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...
- If your working T. V. sits on top of your non-working T. V...
- If you thought the Unabomber was a wrestler...
- If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...
- If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home...
- If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...
- If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher...
- If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
- If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph...
- If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is...