From Gentle Humor ... thanks Lee!
A woman was trying hard to get the last of the catsup
out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang
so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the
phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her
mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone
to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."