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September 13, 2000
Gasoline Prices


Higher gasoline prices are caused by the shortage of oil. The less oil we have, the higher the price at the pump. There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the United States. Well, here's the answer: It's simple... nobody bothered to check the oil. We didn't know we were getting low!

The reason for that is obviously geographical -- all the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.!!!

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