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November 17, 2000
How to Wash a Cat
Note ... no animals were harmed in the making of this joke! I LOVE cats, I have three, and I would never actually hurt one like this. So no hate mail, please!
- Thoroughly clean the toilet.
- Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water, and have both lids lifted.
- Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
purchase they can find.
- Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite
effective.
- Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.
- The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG