December 30, 2000
More Actual Headlines

• Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty
• Alzheimer's Center Prepares for An Affair to Remember
• Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
• Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell
• Miners Refuse to Work After Death
• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
• Stolen Painting Found by Tree
• Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
• Man Jumps Off 2nd Street Bridge. Neither Jumper nor Body Found
• After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
• Man Found Dead in Cemetery
• War Dims Hope for Peace
• If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
• Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
• Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
• Woman Improving After Fatal Crash
• Red Tape Holds up New Bridge
• Deer Kill 17,328
• Arson Suspect is held in Massachusetts Fire
• New Vaccine may Contain Rabies
• Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
• Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
• Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
• Publicize Your Business Absolutely Free! Just send $6.00.

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