January 15, 2001
The Perfect Husband

Several men were in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

MAN AT THE CLUB: "Hello?"
WOMAN ON THE PHONE: "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw this beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
MAN: "What's the price?"
WOMAN: "Only $1,500.00"
MAN: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
MAN: "What price did he quote you?"
WOMAN: "Only $60,000..."
MAN: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Before we hang up, though, there's something else..."
MAN: "What?"
WOMAN: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property ..."
MAN: "How much are they asking?"
WOMAN: "Only $450,000, a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. Okay?"
WOMAN: "Okay, sweetie ... thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "I love you too. 'Bye sweetheart."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present, "Anybody know who this phone belongs to?"