February 19, 2001
Three Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."
One of the old ladies said: "Sure we can. Drop your pants!"

The guy dropped his pants, and the old ladies stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you guess that?"

The old ladies laughed, "You told us yesterday!"