America's Military
This joke does not mean that I advocate shooting people!! Just so no one takes this the wrong way ...

I sat last month, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power. I was proud as Mr. Bush took his oath of office. I was sad, as I watched Mr. Clinton board Air Force One for the final time. It may surprise you that this made me sad, but let me explain.

Watching this part of the days festivities I saw 21 U.S. Marines in full dress blues with rifles deliver a 21 gun salute to the outgoing president. It was then that I realized what was wrong with America's military. They need more time on the range with their weapons. Every last one of them missed!