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"Excuse Me"

A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one, as there is a shortage."

The Texan said, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian said, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker said, "What's excuse me?"

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