"Excuse Me"
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a
restaurant in London.
The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the
steak you might not get one, as there is a shortage."
The Texan said, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian said, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker said, "What's excuse me?"
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