Things to Think About

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.