Perfect Love

Clarence, Billy Bob and Bubba were traveling through An uncle who could not make it to his niece's wedding instead sent her a telegram saying that she should read 1 John 4:18 which is about perfect love. Unfortunately and the "1" in "1 John" had been torn off the page and when it arrived the service had just started. The best man was given it and he quickly looked up the passage and bookmarked it. When it came to his speech later at the reception he announced that the telegram had arrived and he was now going to read out a special message to the bride. He then read John 4:18 saying, "This woman has had 5 husbands and the man she is with now is not her husband."