Oxymorons
And the Number 1 oxymoron is.....
1. Microsoft Works!
37. Act naturally
36. Found missing
35. Resident alien
34. Advanced BASIC
33. Genuine imitation
32. Airline Food
31. Good grief
30. Same difference
29. Almost exactly
28. Government organization
27. Sanitary landfill
26. Alone together
25. Silent scream
24. Living dead
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Software documentation
19. New York culture
18. New classic
17. Sweet sorrow
16. "Now, then ..."
15. Synthetic natural gas
14. Taped live
13. Clearly misunderstood
12. Peace force
11. Extinct life
10. Plastic glasses
9. Terribly pleased
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
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