How Could I Ever Repay You?
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So
the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt
was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The
husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and requested that the
doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a
very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful
than she ever had before!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was
overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said,
"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get
all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss
you on the cheek."
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