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How All Careers End
- Lawyers are disbarred.
- Ministers are defrocked.
- Electricians are delighted.
- Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.
- Alpine climbers are dismounted.
- Piano tuners are unstrung.
- Orchestra leaders are disbanded.
- Artists' models are deposed.
- Cooks are deranged.
- Dressmakers are unbiased.
- Nudists are redressed.
- Office clerks are defiled.
- Programmers are decoded.
- Accountants are discredited.
- Pastry chefs are deserted.
- Perfume makers are dissented.
- Butterfly collectors are debugged.
- Students are degraded.
- Electricians are refused.
- Bodybuilders are rebuffed.
- Underwear models are debriefed
- Painters are discolored.
- Judges are disappointed.
- Vegas dealers are discarded.
- Mathematicians are discounted.
- Tree surgeons disembark.