A Million Dollars from God
A young man was talking to God. "How long is a million
years to You?" he asked.
"A million years to Me is like a single second to you,"
God replied.
"How much is a million dollars to You?" the young man
asked.
"A million dollars to Me is like a penny to you," God
replied.
"In that case," the young man ventured, "Could I have
one of Your pennies?"
"Certainly, My Son," God replied. "Just a second."
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