February 3, 1998 -- Clinton Chuckles

February 3, 1998
Clinton Chuckles

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" the President asks. "It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks. "Oh," Clinton responds, "Just go ahead and pay it."

Q: Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?
A: He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.

Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.

Bill Clinton, Dan Quayle,and Newt Gingrich get caught in a twister and end up in Oz. When the dust settles and they realize where they are, Quayle says, "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a brain." Newt says, "And I am going to ask for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?!"

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