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You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you, but there are other people in the world who would like to sign on.

You DO realize that you have been online for 184 minutes, right? When was the last time you went outside?

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You have now been online for 360 minutes. We promised you unlimited time, we know, but can't you just finish up NOW and go read a good book?

You have been online for 467 minutes. Do you remember your family members' names?

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You have been online for 724 minutes. Steve Case is coming over to personally kick your butt.

You have been online for 852 minutes. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY HOURS THAT IS?

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