March 16, 1998
Definitions

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1. adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
2. beauty parlor: A place where some women go to dye.
3. cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.
4. chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
5. committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
6. dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
7. egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
8. gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
9. handkerchief: Cold Storage.
10. inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
11. myth: A female moth.
12. mosquito: An insect that makes flies look good after all.
13. wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines.
14. secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.
15. skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
16. toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.
17. tomorrow: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.
18. yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
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