March 29, 1998
Newspaper Goofs

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• "Jake was also worried by heavy coal wagons which regularly thundered past. He immediately called his dog Pepa, who also happens to be his wife, into the curb.”--Huddersfield District Examiner
• CARPETS dirty, muddy, moth or any damages will ruin your carpet. Call 5-726594, we will tell you how to do it.
• "Air Europe SA is looking for an accountant. Goohtxzewledge of English, both written and verbal essential."
• "BAR-B-Q YOURSELF AT THE BLUEBIRD"
• "Billy at Bar Bossanova invites all his friends to his special Irish happy hour. Have one drink and pay for two."
• TONIGHT'S TELEVISION 12:05: Something Different. (A repeat of yesterday's program.)
• "Pigs all over Europe are suffering from boredom, an international conference was told today."--Lancashire Evening Telegraph
• "A 23-year-old Adelaide man was in hospital yesterday after trying to get rid of a sore tooth by blowing it out of his mouth with a .22 rifle."--Redditch Indicator
• "A 14-year-old Taunton schoolboy pulled out metal lettering from a gravestone with his teeth because he was bored, the town's Juvenile Court heard yesterday."--Western Morning News
• "9:30--Soccer: World Cup Elimination Match: Australia v. Indonesia. Almost live."--Sydney Morning Herald
• "President Gerald Ford has commissioned a portrait of himself from Majorca-based artist John Ulbricht, who specializes in vast larger-than-life works. Ulbricht does similar portraits of cabbages, garlic, carrots and onions."--Sunday People
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