March 31, 1998
Some Cute One-Liners
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
- Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?
- Corduroy pillows -- they're making headlines!
- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
- Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots.
- A good pun is it's own reword.
- Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor
- Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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