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April 1, 1998
New Breeds of Dogs
- Cross a Pointer with a Setter and get a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
- Cross a Kerry Blue Terrier with a Skye Terrier and get a Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
- Cross a Pekingnese with a Lhasa Apso and get a Peekasso, an abstract dog.
- Cross an Irish Water Spaniel with an English Springer Spaniel and get an Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle!
- Cross a Labrador Retriever with a Curly Coated Retriever and get a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice dog of research scientists.
- Cross a Newfoundland with a Basset Hound and get a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors.
- Cross a Terrier with a Bulldog and get a Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
- Cross a Bloodhound with a Labrador and get a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
- Cross a Collie with a Malamute and get a Commute, a dog that travels to work.
- Cross a Deerhound with a Terrier and get a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end!
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