July 4, 1998
The Composer Film

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A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an action docu-drama about famous composers... starring several familiar Hollywood faces. Stallone, Swarzeneggar, and Van Damme were present. The producer really desired the box office "oomph" of these three, so they were prepared to allow them to select which famous composer they would portray.
"Well," Stallone said, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite," said Van Damme, "I'll play him." The producer was pleased.
"That sounds splendid. But who do you want to be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."

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