July 10, 1998
Uses for a Spice Girls CD
- Burglar alarm! That music would scare anyone!
- A frisbee, because if it lands in dirt or gets scratched you won't mind.
- Put birdseed on it with honey and use it as a bird feeder.
- Police interrogation... this way you'd have to fess up!
- Parental punishment, this way you gotta clean your room.
- Be a Spice Girl! How to lip synch in 3 easy steps.
- Give it to your enemy and watch them cringe!!!!
- A plate... this time if it cracks you`ll be happy.
- Parents tell kids... this is what happens to you when you're bad!!!!!
- Proof that the Spice Girls have been talent-deprived
- More songs for Weird Al to make fun of
- Scrape the ice from your windshield
- Add string to sides and you`ve got an instant bird swing
- Use instead of wood for Karate class
- Futuristic ponytail holder
- Learn Discus throwing!
- Christmas ornament
- Chew toy
- Scary Halloween sound effects
- Frames for glasses or sunglasses
- Coaster for your drinks
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