July 22, 1998
Susie Paints Her Kitchen
It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when I decided to visit my girlfriend, Susie. Susie may be blonde and beautiful, but sometimes she is, shall we say, lacking in other areas. Well, Susie had decided her kitchen needed painting, and instead of hiring a professional, she decided to do it herself. I thought she might appreciate a break and brought over some cold Pepsi and some sandwiches.When I arrived, I found Susie working hard painting the kitchen walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and her ski parka. I asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot day. She brought me the paint bucket and told me to read the instructions. I did. It said, "For best results, put on two coats."
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