August 19, 1998
Marketing Mistakes
- ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
- ON BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating
- ON PACKAGING FOR AN IRON: Do not iron clothes on body
- ON CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery
- ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: May cause drowsiness
- ON A KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning: Keep out of children
- ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
- ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: Contains peanuts
- ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
- ON A CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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