"My breasts hurt. Damn PMS."
-CLP

Me: lol thats the funniest thing to say to someone
Me: you tickle my fancy
Jess: It sounds dirty
Me: lol
Me: i kno but it sounds dirty in a british kinda way

Can: i used to get kicked in the chest by 200 lb men (in taekwondo)
Me: ouch
Can: hurt at first but then your body builds resistance
Me: ahh
Me: kinda like sex for the first time
Me: xcept not with kicking
Can: yeah, same concept
Me: at least, i would hope not kicking
Can: yeah, no kicking hopefully
Me: lol

*While discussing my bitch boss..*
Brandon: did you quit your job yet?
Me: i called to quit but my boss wasnt around
Me: so i gotta call when she is
Brandon: or make it like your not quitting and go to work and on your 10 minute break when she makes you go get food, run off with her credit card and buy lots of porn and drugs and then stash it in her belongings and make like you found it and she is this evil witch medusa offspring from hell and must be slayed immediately
Me: LMAO!

John: "Do you ever fantasize about something bad happening to an attractive girl, and then you save her at the last second, only to have her fall in love with you and/or have sex with you?"
Me: lmao
Me: dont u dare say yes
John: hahaha

Me: if i were a lesbian i wouldnt be manly i would be one of those hot ones guys r like gawd i wish i could have some of that and i would have to say haha u ignorant bastard and go off with the chick
Me: ok i was a bit too elaborate with that
Mack: lol

Me: look at this:
Me: http://www.rathergood.com/vikings
John: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!
John: THATS THE FUCKING BEST THING EVER

Illie: but yeah..he might lead to a boyfriend type
Me: the 20 yr old guy?
Illie: NO
Illie: he was so 3 weeks ago
Me: hahaha
Illie: lol..god that sounds bad
Me: yeh it did hahaha

"I'm not a whore... im just friendly. ;-)"
- Jessicka

*roger to me and morgan* "Where did Daniel go?"
"He went off to kill some more kitties."
- Me and Morgan

*comedian on comedy central* "Do you ever make fun of someone so much you just wanna thank them for all the good times you had?" *next day at skool* "Thank you steve.":)
- Me